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joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

(via wait-wht)

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via jazzinsync)

condorn:

Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

(Source: condom, via jazzinsync)

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